Miserable and self-loathing tonight. :’-(
Please God, make me a stone.
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor. lol
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
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Guide Goose of the Day: Renata Kursa, a villager from Poland, says she was heartbroken after her dog Baks lost his sight in a recent accident.
But her four-year-old goose Buttons was more than happy to lend her eyes to Baks, leading him with her neck, or directing him with her honks.
“[G]radually Buttons got him up on his feet and starting walking him around,” says Kursa. “They’re inseparable now - they even chase the postman together.”
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Guide Goose of the Day: Renata Kursa, a villager from Poland, says she was heartbroken after her dog Baks lost his sight in a recent accident.
But her four-year-old goose Buttons was more than happy to lend her eyes to Baks, leading him with her neck, or directing him with her honks.
“[G]radually Buttons got him up on his feet and starting walking him around,” says Kursa. “They’re inseparable now - they even chase the postman together.”
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How can I not love you when I love my self when I’m in love with you?
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looking at rubber boots
Happy New Year…
Resolution: To make a resolution.
DONE!
Okay, I’m putting this here because the only person who will read it is Jasmine and she won’t tell anyone. And I just need to get this out. My bf is socially awkward. And not in a cute or funny way. He’s socially awkward in a way that is offensive to those whom he has just met. He was doing so good too! But about an hour in, he managed to alienate a whole room of people. And all this means is I’ll never be able to take him anywhere. Not to parties or gatherings with my friends. Not holidays with my family. Not social events for my career. So what does this mean? I probably can’t take him to Matt’s wedding as my “+1” either. How am I going to tell him that?
How do you tell the person you love that you can’t stand being in public with him?
La cucaracha…
So I was woke up at 4:30 by a cockroach crawling across my face. I sprang from my bed and killed it. After I came back from washing everything above the belly button, I found another baby cockroach climbing the bedskirt. BAM! DEAD! I called my boyfriend who told me I am beautiful. I said, “Not with a cockroach on my face.” He insisted that, “You make anything beautiful.” Thanks sweetie! Re-Good Night, World!
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